Oh look, quip suggestions! (And sort of wave suggestions at the end)
On death:
“I looked away for a moment. What happened?”
“Oh, you did NOT just do that.”
"Thank heavens for Insurance!’
Encountering Show 'em who’s boss!:
“Fire at will!”
Encountering U.C.O #1:
“What are you going to do with that thing?”
Encountering U.C.O #2:
“You know, you’re starting to remind me of that weird crab thing.”
Encountering U.C.O #3:
“Is that thing following me too?”
Encountering U.C.O #4:
“Let’s just get this over with, so I’ll never have to run into you again.”
Alternatively, when encountering any U.C.O:
“Deploying Anti-Probe Measures!”
Encountering Blast from the Past:
“You’d make a great omelette with some chicken chunks!”
Encountering It Gets Cold in Space:
“Would you like to warm up? With hot lead?”
(Ironically enough, he’s strong against “Hot” weapons)
Encountering A Mysterious Ship Approaches…:
“Has anyone ever made a disco ball out of this thing? Without deadly lasers, that is.”
OR
“Where did you come from? Where did you go?”
Encountering Henlley’s Comet:
“You’re a speedy one, but you still take 75 years to show up!”
Encountering Magnetic Manipulator:
"You can attract rocks? What are these even made out of?
OR
“Wait, what is my ship made of? I hope it’s not magnetic!”
Encountering The Yolk-Star™
“It’s the Revenge of the Yolk! Star… Trademark.”
OR
"They trademarked this oversized lump worth 5 days of omelettes?
Encountering Superchick:
“Now that’s a big Chicken!”
Encountering Twice Infinity:
“Wait, don’t you need a Chicken Hunter’s License for this?”
(It’s two bosses. References Double Team.)
Encountering Bossa Nova:
“How about I get as FAR away from this thing as possible?”
Encountering Shoot the Core:
“You’re one bad apple!”
(Of course it had to be a Touhou Reference)
Randomly during Comet Chase:
“aaaAAAAAAAA!!”
Randomly during Meteor Storm:
“Incoming rocky death!”
Randomly during Feather Fields:
“Wow, these must have been some pillows!”
And now… some simple wave suggestions! Just uses CI3’s Double/Treble Trouble names, and uses CI2’s spawning forms, and a few Non-CI2 spawning forms that I totally did not just come up with on the fly.
…Three’s a crowd!
Uses CI2’s Wave 2 form of spawning.
All good things come in threes
Spawns three groups of chickens. They come in threes.
Third time’s a charm
Uses CI2’s Wave 12’s form of spawning.
One, two… and three!
Uses CI2’s Wave 22’s form of spawning.
Double Trouble
Spawns two groups of chickens, just like how CI3 did.
Two birds with one stone!
Spawns two groups of chickens. Comes in pairs of two, all at once.
Two’s company…
Spawns tw- you get the point. Spawns in the style of “Three strikes and you’re out!”
Two of a kind
Spawns like cards are being dealt.
It takes two, baby
Uses CI2’s Wave 32’s form of spawning. Has danger zones on the sides.
A Bird in the hand…
Uses CI2’s Wave 42’s form of spawning.
Yeah, not very original, but I figured I’d find some use for the old CI2 “Classic Invasions” and CI3’s wave names. If these do get into the game, just one medal will do.
Yes, that’s the end. There’s nothing else to see now.