Post your Chicken Invader theories here!

It was originally a Pizza delivery vehicle.

Next time you see an armored truck with enough ammunition to blow up the Soviet Union delivers your pizza and doesn’t get arrested let me know.

Not sure why, but I think Egg Cannon was once built for a different purpose…

I’m trying to keep this topic alive so that people theorizing can finally convince iA to put the story himself.

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All right… It’s all coming togheter!

If this topic will be shut down I will understand why

Let’s don’t forget how all of that infinite food never gets rotten. The power of minifridges!
(A 15 months old hamburger must smell horribly)

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iA does not want us to know.

The Chickens size is 4× Humans size TITAN Chicken

What type of is left on the Slob’s shirt?

  • I think it’s chocolate.
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nahh, i think it’s this:

  • perhaps a mosquito that sucked his blood and then the slob hit it by accident when the slob was switching sides while sleeping and then the mosquito exploded on the shirt when the slob was sleeping if the slob even has a normal life to begin with :laughing:

Blood doesn’t smell good, especially for the Slob, so it should’ve changed the shirt.

party time boss is drunk

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He’s just full of cake.

He’s drunk because of eating too much cake(?)

Whoever forbids him? Has a birthday!

every. chicken. is. cake.

And the cake is a lie.

Which means we’ve been eating…

Oh my god…

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