I'm not there at all!

[Fractorial]

That’s already suggested, although the difference is about its appearance:

New Satellite: Decoy

Note: Updated as of May 18 Features: When this satellite is used, bullets and enemies normally aimed onto the player will be directed to the decoy. The decoy had no hitbox, therefore enemies could stick to it like they were baited and bullets will just pass through. The decoy, when launched stays at a fixed position for a short period of time, probably 15 seconds. There will be a short delay before the decoy would activate. This can only be launched one at a time. If the player is already equ…

Traveller points out that this is better as a perishable.