Hello forum enthusiasts,
since there are no “general guides” on this game I have decided to take it upon myself to create one.
I and others have been working on it for more than 5 minutes and I think it is finally time to show you all the fruits of my labor.
But look! I can already see you rolling your eyes at this block of text. Here, let me grab your attention with some exciting features of this guide:
- More than 10 (ten!!!) pages of content that you might not known/known already!
- Opinions that might or might not be presented as facts.
- GIFS and pictures that will test your internet speed!
- Absolutely presentable text & tables that might (not) work on mobile!
So yeah… check it out, I guess? Of course, I welcome all feedback and criticism!
Okay, now that it’s all over with, I hope you guys check it out and please give feedback/criticisms if you’re able. thanks! Depending on interests, I might keep this guide updated and all that yada yada. Thank you for contributing and reading, everyone!
Frequently Asked Questions
This is the section where I (suzu) asks my worst enemy (suzu) possible questions that will destroy her career.
Q: Who are you? What makes you qualified to make this guide?
A: Uhh… shit you’re right, I’m a nobody. Nobody trusts me! But perhaps people will trust this guide more because I had real veterans, experts at the game help me make it, such as Emerald, _someRandomDude.VN, liam, neonep, PlasmaX, Stary and more! That makes the guide good! AND MORE CREDIBLE!!! THANKS LI A HOLE AM. for your sweet and kind suggestions <3
Q: Who asked?
A: I did! When I started out, I was really confused and I had to ask around for advice. But I found out that there is no “starter guide” of sorts around here. So I decided to take it upon myself and make it! Others chipped in as well!
Q: I already knew everything! This guide is so USELESS!
A: Well that might be true, but still, it’s a guide! for newbies! who might not know many things! This guide’s existence is justified, right, right?
Q: Why does this guide load so slow?
A: This guide is heavy on images. Lots and lots of images of all types, moving ones too. Also there’s also an image of your mo- Oops, I am getting off topic. But anyways, this guide is BIG, so please give it time to load <3
Q: Why does this guide look so BAD on mobile?
A: Sorry, I don’t really know how to fix this either. My format (tables, etc) are so phone-friendly, and my attempts to make it better are unfruitful so far. You can hate me for that, I deserve it. And for potential fixes, I guess viewing it in “landscape” mode makes it better. I guess I can just blame Google Docs. Yeah.
Q: Why are certain people mentioned more in the guides? Are you biased?
A: Some people are mentioned more in the guides because they had a bigger hand in contributions than others. I do not interfere with their posts at all. I try not to be biased, but sometimes it slips away unchecked. If you spot any potential “problem texts”, let me know!
Q: Why are there some language inconsistency? It looks like it’s written by multiple people!
A: Well… it’s because it is. There is an alien that speaks British English so… yeah. He helped me write this guide on the condition that I preserve his “Bri’ish” texts. Besides, it’s fun.
Q: How do I contribute then? What do I get for contributing?
A: Oh my gosh, you want to contribute? That’s great <3! Just send me a DM (PM) and tell me what you want to contribute. I still need opinions on “Newbie Progression”, gears and stuff. Check the todo list in the guide for more detailed explanation. Anything is appreciated, even grammar, spellings & sentences rephrasing would be very appreciated!
Q: My name isn’t mentioned in the contribution section!
A: Sometimes I do miss names. Please tell me if I happened to miss your name.
Q: Can you spell stun seed backwards?
A: No, sorry.
Q: Will you keep this guide updated?
A: This project is pretty casual, so I will try to!
Q: My question isn’t listed!
A: deep sighs of exhaustion
Q: Serious: Are these jokes or what?
A: Yeah. Let me be serious for a moment. I’m glad that many others decided to help me make this, and despite my comments above, I genuinely appreciate everyone. This guide wouldn’t be ANYWHERE close without help from these experts.
