Traveling Merchants

“Extra Life, Satellite, Firepower. You want it? It’s yours my friend as long as you have enough coins.”

“Sorry Recruit, I can’t give credit! Come back when you’re a little mmmmm richer.”

“But I have free drinks!”

Traveling Merchants are vendors who will appear appear after you defeat a boss and clear a stage in a mission. They’re shopkeepers work in an anonymous organization who voluntarily setup a camp in the battlefield to serve the UHF recruits on their World Saving Career.

Traveling Merchants use Millennium Hatchling to store their stuff.

They’ll appear in missions that have stages (and in the middle of a Boss Rush/SS) (Do not appear in League dares). The currency they use are (yet again) coins. The value:

  • Small coin worth 2 coins
  • Medium coin worth 4 coins
  • Large Coin worth 8 coins

The coins that you preserved till the end will automatically convert into keys which will also go through the multiplier (10 coins = 1 key)

Stocks & Shops

These Traveling Merchants sell Super Weapons, Auto-uses, Satellites, Weapons and firepower…and drinks but drinks are free. Recruits can buy these stuff but can only buy once before heading into the battlefield again. The items are follow:

  • Super Weapons: 40 - 50 Coins
  • Auto-Uses: 30 Coins (Extra Life costs 50 coins)
  • Satellites: 25 - 40 Coins
  • Weapons: 30 - 60 Coins
  • Firepower: 50 Coins
  • Free Drink: 0 Coins (skip shopping)

Merchants can only display 3 items at a time…and a free drink. To purchase, hover your spacecraft in that item for 1 second, after you purchase, the merchant thanks you and then you punch into hyperspace. The coins counter will appear at the top right (score board) when you’re in one of the shops.

Notes & Trivias:

  1. The coin droppings are random so it is recommended to boost the chance of dropping coins and give all bosses dropping coins (and probably nerf the points they give you if this gets implemented).

  2. Competitive missions have 3 same items on display same price no matter what.

  3. Buying items from merchants will not affect medals (except either brave or stupid).

  4. This was inspired by Enter the Gungeon/Soul Knight (these games slap!).

  5. Items purchased from Merchants will be destroyed once the mission ends (cannot put into your storage).

Merchant Names:

  • Mike
  • John
  • Betsy
  • Pump
  • Skid
  • Grunt
  • Henry
  • Charles
  • Ellie
  • Keith
  • Floss
  • Mohammed
  • Abigail
  • Richard
  • Jeff
  • Sussus
  • Advol
  • Pico
  • Cassandra
  • Kanako
  • Junko
  • Yuri
  • Kris
  • Zippy
  • Juan
  • Bob
  • Tom
  • Jerry
  • Spike
  • Dave
  • Chen
  • Mikhail
  • Degroot
  • Baguette
  • Jim
  • Jake
  • Jay
  • Marisa
  • Kouri
  • Genji
  • Kosuzu
  • Alice
  • Steve
  • Alex
  • Francis
  • Yukari
  • Eiki
  • Betty
  • Butter
  • Frisk
  • Kaizo
  • Danilo
  • Angela
  • Chesed
  • Hokma
  • Fischl
  • Aubrey
  • Kel
  • Sunny
  • Dan
  • Wright
  • Trucy
  • Tyler
  • Mira
  • San
  • Amber
  • Lisa
  • Childe
  • Xiao
  • Paimon
  • Pluto
  • Philip
  • Filbo
  • Lenny
  • Aquarist
  • your name suggestion


Entering shop:

“Welcome, Hero!”

“Hello, [Callsign].”

“Why hello there.”

“Hello there.”

“You look exhausted. Care for a drink?”

Random Quotes (when hero is idling):

“The Henpire really making you exhausted huh?”

“I saw you just beat them, man they were tough. Now they’re toast!”

“Why don’t you come and relax on a hammock? No wait we don’t have one…and Hero never rests.”

“You think the Intergalactic Store is just a scam? Yeah me too. Also, I recommend you not buying stuff from those shadies, they sometimes scam you. How? I got fooled once.”

“These stuff I sell are just for your needs since I don’t know how to use them. I’m not a soldier, I’m just a bartender.”

“I serve drinks for free…only for Superstar Heroes.”

Beat boxing

Purchase Quotes:

“Here you go!”

“[item] is your now, good luck out there.”

“Good luck.”

“And thus, our Hero continues his adventure…”

“Just a drink? Here, alright, good luck.” (skip quote)

Can’t purchase quotes:

“Uhh, you don’t have the right cash.”

“You’ll in debt if you do that.”

“I don’t take debts.”

“I can’t give credit.”

“Come back when you’re little richer.”

“You don’t have the money. Would you like a free drink instead?”


name suggestion: Aquarist
bcuz yes

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not totally ripoff th18

Hope not

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Never has been

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That’s my old name

Name suggestion:

  • Abdullah
  • Yonus

I turned on Wiki mode. Feel free to add names and quotes. Just don’t grief.




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“Phase-outs, lives, bombs”. We already have shady dealers. Which are traveling and are merchants.


Indeed. I need a better for real.

Joe Mama

shit someone put henry in there already

Ben Dover

:+1:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :+1:

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