all these different pilots in the galaxy yet all of them fly the ship the same. if you turn on hero quips, all of them tell the same jokes, even tells them at the same time sometimes (ie: the sun never sets… in space!), cockpit is the same size all the time. there’s no tall pilot, short pilot, etc. and somehow every time we die, we are back. this begs the question: how the hell do we survive crashing head first into a giant egg?
here’s the theory: we didn’t
humanity’s greatest fan blew the heat out of the sun meaning the earth is cold again. authentic hero flew too close to the sun in an attempt to put it back where it was. saddened that the random that broke in to their headquarters and stole all their food is burned to crisp, the guys at space burger innovated for a solution: us
we are all clones of the authentic hero
all pawns for a project called “the one amazing hero”
it’s why we all sing the same songs before missions and even blurt out the same lines before every boss (ie: mmm cake)
we are all the same, literally!!
