We need more infrastructure!
And here are my propositions:
THE BANK, ““HENN’S FARGO””
Found a good deal on a spaceship but you don’t have enough money? You can get a loan at Henn’s Fargo. You can get between 500 and 2500 keys, but you will have to pay it all back, and for that you get between a few days and few weeks of real life time. For this purpose you will be assigned a drone that will follow you and beg for cash until you return it all completely.
…But what if you don’t want to?
If the timer expires you get arrested and fined by the Space Police. More info about them below.
Or you could just raid the bank. It’s tough, the drones are all armed and protective of the vault. But if you manage, you can get the same amount of keys for free! Well, with the expection of becoming a space criminal.
THE COPS ““SPACE POLICE””"
Robbed a bank or refused to pay back? Raided any of the currently existing stores? Got caught buying from a shady dealer???
The police will chase you all across the uinverse! You can either pay a fine, get detained (you will be transferred to a prison in a designated spot) or you can fight back at them.
THE PILL PUSHER ““ILLEGAL ITEMS””"
Items you can’t buy at the heroware store or anywhere else! Special items that completely alter the gameplay:
Cluckaine (Extra Clean) - illegal chicken drug that completely removes the speed limit of BX family ships if selected as an item before mission. In fact, it makes the ship move turbo fast! Do not use with any other ship family or you will lose control. Additionally increases firerate by 1,25%.
Petrol Syrup - dangerous substance that slows down the gameplay by 10%, allowing you to get hold of even the most hopeless situations! Makes the game unbearable for BX family ship users though. DANGER! Slows down the firerate by 1,25%. If 2 or more are taken the hero can pass out and die.
Egg-am-Hen-tamine 440 - Forbidden by the UHF… If taken, increases key drops by 50% but also creates malfunction within the ship, which can lead to complete loss of control.
Protein Steroid Injection - Be careful… This one makes you shoot very, very slow, but also very precisely and immensely strong. 1 fork at this rate can tear through tons of roosters, oh wow.
2 or more steroid injections being selected for a mission can lead to an overdose which has an opposite effect: you shoot 50% faster but the strength is decreased.
and finally…
Chic-a-delic Fungus-Infested Extract - that’s it. The point of no return. If you take this, you’re going to see chickens were there are none. It messes up your perception so bad that you hallucinate. Why are there delviery droids during a boss rush mission? Why are they dropping eggs instead of presents and vice versa? Why does my gun change randomly and fires BOTH forks and corn? Why does my ship keep overheating despite hte fact that i didn’t shoot? Oh… oh noo no no…
The total amount of effects of this cocktail is unknown. Some players report getting keys from every chicken but getting no food or score at ALL. Some simplly had NO chickens at all during their mission. Others kept shooting from their back or their ship morphed into the henperor? What the…
Do not even dare to select more than 1 before the mission.
Additionally, there is going to be a civil status added to every ship. You buy from licensed stores like heroware and never raid food droids or banks? A civillian, a good samaritan.
You raided all henn’s fargo, destroyed many food droids and bought 20 units of some shady items from a Pill Pusher Chicken? A criminal - you will be hunted by police.
fought off the space police? - an outlaw or pirate. The police does not seek you out but will attack if you run into them. Not allowed to enter the vicinity of a bank or any other licensed store.
