So I’m making this to teach players how to fight different bosses they may struggle with. This will be filled with movement explanations and the best weapons to pick. Also I do have recording software, but nowhere to be able to edit it, so I’m stuck using screenshots until my lazy ass finally installs an editing software
Note: These tips will only apply to bosses above 80% difficulty
The Eggs (Mother Hen-ship is not in here and you’ll see why):
Planetary Egg City
First off always stay toward the far back and either farm fp if it’s the first boss, or try to destroy the boss
When it does that attack, wait until the very end to move, so it’s dodgable without the lasers going everywhere
For this one ↓
Just have fast reaction speed
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Lightning For fp farming
Laser, Ion, Neutron For damage
Blast from the Past
For this boss, never try to fight it when it is close to the ground. It’ll be extremely difficult for you to dodge the projectiles. Wait for it to go back up on the screen and then attack it
Don’t do what I’m currently doing here, it’s very dangerous
Best weapons: Laser, Plasma, Positron, Absolver (to delete projectiles), Vulcan
A Mysterious Ship Approaches…
No pictures given, cuz I’m lazy and I want to be done with this faster
This boss’s attack patterns are easy. When the boss stops move to the side of it, to dodge the lasers
Best weapons: Lasers, Plasma, Positron, Photons
Mother Hen-ship mkIII
There really is no easy way for this boss. Just dodge the projectiles in the big gaps
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Lightning, Photons, Absolver
The Chickens (Some are not included):
The Henperor’s Apprentice
Firstly, have at least one ICBM on you to delete the laser ring around it when it first spawns (The picture is a bad example)
And that’s pretty much it for this boss…
Best weapons: Ions (extra damage to boss), Absolver (because it can delete the lasers), Photons, Plasma, Positron, Neutron
Special Forces
The grenade attack is very annoying to deal with, just use a Barbequer to delete the grenades. And when it does it’s knife attack
Stay in a corner so you don’t get trapped by knives against grenades
Best weapons: Laser, Vulcan, Neutron, Lightning (because of the extra damage)
It’s Party Time!
For this one, don’t always stay where the boss is gonna leave, because if you have bad luck you may have no way out to escape
Don’t do what I’m doing, unless you know what you’re doing
For this one ↓
You can actually stay pretty close to the boss at the very bottom, just make sure you aren’t touching its wings, cause I’ve died like that
And finally for this ↓
When it does that attack, always position yourself to dodge it. Look at my scope and from there you can estimate that you can dodge this attack pretty easily
Best weapons: Laser, Ions, Vulcan, Positron
Thundercluck
For this attack, try to dodge them by not moving far from the center, or if you’re lazy just delete the notes with Barbequer
For this attack, follow the boss steadily, to avoid not being hit by the… waves or smth. Like this
This attack there’s no easier way to do it, sry
For this attack, of course move out of the way of the guitar, and dodge the notes. Tip don’t attack the boss while the guitar isn’t on screen, well at least until 50%. Because the guitar has its own health pool, and you first destroy that, before hitting the boss
Best weapons: Plasma, Laser, Positron, Absolver (this is more utility and for multiplayer games)
Twice Infinity
There’s no good and easier strategies for this boss. Just stay low to the ground and dodge
Best weapons: Positron, Vulcan, Laser, Ions
Dr.Beaker (Or Walter White if you’ve seen Breaking Bad)
This boss’s hitbox is not the whole chicken… but it’s the potions and glasses. Follow Its first attack, don’t go where it shows it will splash a potion there
When all of its potions break, stand inside the boss so you can collect everything at once
Best weapons: Plasma, Laser, Positron, Ions, Absolver (for again to delete the projectiles)
It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! No… It’s definitely a bird (Or Super Chick)
ALWAYS be to the side of this boss, the laser gives you little time to react because of how fast it shoots
This attack is self explanatory ↓
And for the egg attack, go to the side again
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Laser, Corn, Vulcan, Neutron
Show ‘em Who’s Boss!
For this boss, try staying toward the edges of the screen and single them out one by one, to get the desired present you want from them
Best weapons: Laser, Plasma, Positron, Lightning, Ions, Corn
It Gets Cold In Space
There is no easier way to do this fight, so you’re stuck dealing with this freaky ahh chicken. There’s kids playing this game man! Arrest this guy already
Best weapons: Laser, Plasma, Positron, Vulcan, Corn
Magnetic Manipulator
ALWAYS stay at the bottom of the screen. Gives you more room to dodge certain attacks
When it does the ring attack, instead of going to the right, go to the left. It will allow you to attack the boss faster ↓
When it does the asteroid attack, stay far away from the boss. It will block your projectiles and prevent you from destroying the asteroids from behind the boss ↓
When the boss does this attack, stay close to the boss. When the boss reaches the other side of the screen then go into the center and fit through the gaps through the asteroids ↓
Best weapons: Boron, Vulcan, Laser, Corn
Chicken Multiplicity
First go where I am, so you get more hits in on the boss
Be careful not to kill the boss when it’s this low to the ground. You could die when it splits
And that’s pretty much it. The boss is pretty easy
Best weapons: Plasma, Laser, Positron, Ions, Corn
Brothers Reunited
Use the same strategies for them individually. I suggest you kill Special Forces first, the knives can get annoying and problematic
Best weapons: Lasers, Positron, Plasma, Lightning, Vulcan, Corn
The UCO’s:
U.C.O. Encounter!
When it begins it’s attack first start off below it. Like this
Then when it shoots quickly move up past it’s arms, to dodge the lasers. Like this
And then when it shoots again, go back down to dodge it. Like so
This boss is one of the easiest ones, when you manage to learn it’s attack patterns
Best weapons: Laser, Plasma, Positron, Ions, Vulcan, Neutron, Boron
Another U.C.O. Sighting
For this boss, start by going up to it, up to making the cannons shoot to the side
and then go down when it aims. Once it shoots go back up and keep attacking to your will
Best weapons: Ions, Laser, Plasma, Positron, Neutron, Vulcan, Corn
Close Encounters
This is generally one of the hardest UCO bosses, but I will teach you how to master this thing
When it attacks, you want to move slowly to dodge each bullet. Or you can start from the corner and move downwards to dodge the bullets. That’s all for this boss
Best weapons: Laser, Plasma, Positron, Neutron, Corn
Summary
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The Crabs:
Giant Robotic Space Crab v2.0
For this boss, stay at the bottom. Then move side to side to dodge the mini suns it throws at you. The motion itself feels smooth and it’s easy to learn
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Neutron, Ions, Corn, Vulcan, Laser, Boron, Photons
The King of Crabs
Generally stay toward the bottom of the screen. When it throws the chickens, move slightly to avoid them, don’t go all over the place
For the laser attacks, always go where the arms are pointed to the side of the crab. It allows you to attack the crab faster
And finally for this attack, this is my favorite thing to do (Might be a little harder on BX). When it does it’s 3rd laser attack, try to go in between it’s limbs to skip having to wait for them to stop
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Laser, Vulcan, Photons
Attack of the Giant Crab
Just stay close to this boss. When you have to move you move away. Simple
Best weapons: Lasers, Plasma, Positron, Ions, Vulcan, Corn
Giant Robotic Space Crab
Start by going close to it
When it flings the chicks start moving downwards slowly to dodge them all. Be careful for the 4th chick it throws you’ll want to go back up to the boss
And lastly when it flings the chickens, be all the way at the bottom then quickly go up to dodge them all. The trail really helps visualize these things better
Best weapons: Ions, Corn, Laser, Plasma, Positron, Neutron, Vulcan, Photons
CI episodes Main Bosses:
Henterprise (Only including Hend Game)
Have a weapons that has a lot of spread to clear the feathers
And for the suns try to follow the boss to make it shoot more toward the edge of the screen, so the suns go off-screen faster
For this one, just stay far back
Now for Its final phase, start by going near the boss
So you don’t have to dodge every laser it shoots. When it does aim for you, you just dodge out of the way quickly. Or even sit in between them, like I did here
Best weapons: Ions, Forks, Vulcan, Neutron, Absolver (to delete the suns and many projectiles
Do NOT pick Plasma or Laser, they’re terrible to clear the feathers. Plasma does have the plasma ring to clear the feathers easier, but it has reduced damage against this boss
(PS when you do beat this guy, spam L’s in the chat for being such a terrible boss)
Egg Cannon Confrontation
The first attack being the chickens, you generally either wanna farm fp from them, or just ignore them. So use a weapons that goes straight
For this next attack, if it’s paired while it’s doing its laser attack, you might be cooked. Unless you start close to one of the lasers and slightly move away while going up to avoid it shooting the lasers at you
The next two attacks aren’t that special. The giant egg, just pick a weapon with huge spread. And the final attack, just stay far back
Best weapons: Corn, Ions, Plasma, Positron, Lasers, Vulcan
Best weapons for fp farming: Plasma, Positron, Lightning
Yolk-Star™
For this boss stay close to it, because the lasers spread a little bit toward the bottom. And also stay close to the boss to guide the incoming chickens further up and you can simply go down to shoot them
For the Yolk part… just follow it until it decides to swoop at you. If it does, go the opposite direction so you don’t follow Its movements
Best weapons: Laser, Vulcan, Corn Shotgun, Ions, Neutron
Mother Hen-Ship
I hate this boss with a passion…
When the boss spawns chickens try to kill them, because some certain chickens can be a pain to deal with
When the boss reaches the actual targeting stage, move from side to side to avoid the lasers. There’s a small gap where you can go through to keep doing that motion
Best weapons: Laser, Plasma, Positron, Corn, Ions
Bosses from specific missions:
The Alien Mothership
For this boss, use mainly Barbequer to delete the falling parts of it, if you get trapped. Or use a shockwave to delete the projectiles around you if you can’t escape. That’s my only tips, and also stay more toward the edges
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Absolver. Make sure to fully charge Absolver so you don’t get parts of it coming down
I’ll Be Back!
Literally the same strategy as “The Alien Mothership”
Bossa Nova
Generally stay back from the boss and have a weapon that has a slow moving projectile or has a lot of projectiles (example Neutron). And then move while shooting to build up a lot of projectiles to hit the boss with
When it does this attack, stay far back so you have the most time to deal damage, while the debris takes time to come back ↓
When it does this attack, slowly move toward the boss, to keep damaging it while also avoiding the rocks it throws at you ↓
Best weapons: Ions, Neutron, Vulcan, Hypergun, Corn, Riddler
The Iron Chef
This first attack move side to side to skillfully dodge every fruit this guy throws at you
When it throws two fruits at the same time, move toward the boss then back, so it flings them to the side
Best weapons: Laser, Vulcan, Neutron, Positron
Shoot the Core!
For this boss try to destroy the shooters as fast as you can, so you won’t have to dodge bullet hell. And for the boss just slowly move up or down to dodge the bullets
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Lightning, Absolver
Harder Bosses:
Chicken Exponentiality
As soon as you’re able to go underneath this boss, use an ICBM to delete the laser ring around it
When it splits, mainly focus the Special Forces boss, because the knife attack and grenades can be very problematic. Or you can kill them both at around the exact same time
When it splits again, focus one at a time. Or if you like chaos destroy them all
Best weapons: Plasma, Positron, Ions, Corn, Laser, Absolver. Any weapons that have a lot of spread or a lot of damage are always good options
The Egg Cannon Cannon Cannon Cannonade
Go very close to the boss (where I am). From there you can sit still while the lasers miss you. But move back when the first row of lasers fire, because the next row will kill you
For the next phase, stand where I am to dodge everything. You will have to move in some cases, so be careful
For the final phase go close to the boss and go to the side (where I am). When it shoots it will miss you with the eggs. But move back if it starts charging its lasers
Best weapons: Plasma, Lasers, Vulcan, Corn, Ions
BurgerMeister™
Credits to @Samwalker cuz I am not doing BurgerBitch at all
Also no. I’m not including the Squawk Block bosses, because they’re extremely easy. And also the Hedron boss is not in here, because you only encounter it one mission
Well, after everything here It took me around 4 hours to make all of this
IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO DO FOR YOU TO FINALLY APPRECIATE ME?!
Anyways, I’m now tired. Use my words wisely against the bosses
Yours truly, AceInTheCards
