Who is slob god
slob chicken that is a glowing key
I know but how it became a meme
because humor
he is not a god he is just a slob Chicken thats it.
How dare you defy the almighty god of slob chicken
because he shining he only lazy Chicken thats it
You killed the topic
this only a slob this not a god only a shining Chicken just he is shining
heresy
you do not disrespect the slob god
he is on a quest to end world hunger
Slob god be like: my life was a lie
You dare to betray your fellow chicken hunters and doubt our lord and saviour the Slob God? How utterly unacceptable…
Legends say those who have strayed away from the right path and did not believe in the almighty Slob God have suffered a fate worse than death, and never got to know the truth…
They failed to receive the blessing of our creator iA and lost all chance to have a place in CIU history (leaderboards I guess?), never getting to inherit the kingdom of heaven (in this case Space Burger), they were sent through a wormhole directly into the abyss between multiple dimensions to wander for all eternity to reflect on their actions and repent for their sins.
All that for being foolish enough to not appreciate and discard all of Slob God’s good will and his great work towards the betterment of mankind…
There still might be a light at the end of the tunnel, so praise the Slob God, for he is the only hope for saving humanity and putting an end to world hunger, making famine a thing of the past and also providing us with a single key…
slob god and his servants ending world hunger, 2122 colorized.

(now with a bonus health bar)
this is İts a god or its just a Chicken?





