Goofy suggestions

Ideas
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Hi, pilots.
No, it’s not a wrong title, nor a post to complain for anything goofy, there’s just seriously goofy ideas I had while playing the game. It’s not meant to be included in the game actually, but if some are, I will bark of joy all around the room (no proofs given of course).

  • A boss gets Tourette’s and slurs the player each 5% – but stay polite, so it’s !@&#, #&@!, or even &@#! – for example once in a thousand (Prerequisties : the boss must not be a multiple one, i.e. no Multiplicity nor exponentiallity, no “Brothers Reunite”, etc.)
  • If one loses a life, one comes back, but was sometimes “Too late for a barrel roll”.
  • If one is facing Planetary Egg City, one must say “Let’s seAttle this” instead of “let’s settle this”.
  • If one gets a firepower of 50, one gets a 0-point bonus “You needed this ?”
  • If one gets a firepower of 51, one gets a 0-point bonus “You SRSLY needed this ?”
  • If one gets 100 times “Pecking Order” during a mission, one must get Bercow’s ORDAR Bronze Medal. If one gets 1000 Bercow’s Bronze medals during a carrer, one gets the Bercow’s ORDAAAAR Gold Medal (for copyright reasons, you may spell it “Bear-Cow”)
  • If one has a game over on the last 10% of the last boss on the last level of a mission, one gets a Consolation Prize of 35 points.
  • If Charity, e.g. once in a thousand, it’s not “Charity”, it’s “Dangerous To Go Alone”.
  • Give the player the possibilitiy to count the stages progression on base 0 instead of base 1

In a mission, the level completion actually indicates “you’re playing the nth level” instead of “you’ve finished n levels”. In base 0, the progression would be 0/18 while the first level is not complete. Seeing this counted in base one really hurts my developer heart.

  • When one beats the Egg Cannon Cannon Cannonnade, one says “I’ve beat beat beaten this one!”
  • When one meets the Chicken Exponentiallity, one may say “Damn, that escalates quickly !”

If I have other bad ideas, I’ll add them on the list.

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You sir are too amazing.

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It’s okay but there’s some typos in your post

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Thanks for pointing out, I’ll try to correct them. I may miss some though, don’t hesitate to tell me, so I can edit.

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Here. I found another typo.

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Goofy suggestion: Add the picture of Gabe Newell in the background

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I think it’s a Bonus with 0 point, like Super Size Me

I think “the player” is better than “one”

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Added to v.44
:medal_sports: Idea

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Does it seriously need to be one in a THOUSAND?
i mean,i get the idea that its supposed to be stupid,but think about this:
would "Its dangerous to go alone"be more fitting if it gave you 5 or above amount of firepower?Since the sentence sounds like something dreadful is going to happen, and “charity” should be about 1-3 firepower,since it doesn’t really indicate that the wave will be very dangerous/very hard.
also,wouldn’t the sentence be more fitting if it were to give you a satelite?Since “Its dangerous to go ALONE”,it would fit the defenition of a satelite
This reply was originally going to be posted 2 hours before,but i had too many replies written for the day,sorry if its late for you

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I love that we’re adding a bunch of community quips, but I hope they are all still up to quality standard. If my character just says “LOL rekt” I think it will hurt immersion a bit (unless it’s like super crazy rare)

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