Dumb Ways To Die

Just like I normally say, I don’t know if this is worth making, but it’s worth a shot.
In this topic you post videos/pictures of you dying in dumb ways, that’s it. Everyone makes mistakes, so share them here. (what) (I don’t know why this hasn’t been made before lol).

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Forgive me for this; but I love the song Dumb Ways to Die and I haven’t made a CI version yet:

Mix your docks with your ship
Buy a big craft to show your drip
ICBMs on a fast boss
One life on SSH, now is this loss?

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-e, in CIU ways to die

Double team with two M-eggs
Spend too much time near the screen edge
Fight slobs with minigun
Shoot a coward down when directly below one

Dumb ways to die, in CIU ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Have a slice of fresh chickenaut pie
Leave for last all your satellites
Get trapped between toxics and barriers
Forget when a boss is a carrier

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-e, in CIU ways to die

Have a slowdown near enemies
Miss dodging due to a sun’s gravity
Get hit point blank by a shoe
I wonder, what does this red apple do?

Dumb ways to die, in CIU ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie… so many dumb ways to die

Hit by a phoenix on a squawk block mission
Lose control steering thanks to chiller chickens

Stand too close to a boss with many moving parts
Run into a danger zone right at the start
Try to break every crystal from the darkness heart
It may be art, but it sure plays its part…

Dumbest ways to die, from CI1 to CI5, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie… in CI, so many dumb ways to die

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I am dying.

If you know how to video edit, we could use clips of these scenarios

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i question the consistency of your song

Not sure what you mean

Basically, the song is unsingable because the rhyme is broken too much.

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